This is where I'm going to be putting a bunch of accolades. I've been doing stuff "professionally" since about 1999, and while a lot of it was mundane, there are a few gems that I think are worth highlighting. I'll leave the 'consummate professional' type stuff for *urk* linkedin. Nobody looking at this site is here because they are considering me for some serious work or group membership. Though, if they are, you can assume I'm impressed. Doubly so if they can figure out what the theme of this nonsense blog is trying to poorly emulate.