NO FUCKING AROUND
Regular internet stuff only. If you're gonna torrent, make it so that I can't tell - then the isp's cant either. No flamewars, hazing, trolling or other activities that will get the egress ip ddosed. Instant ban, no refunds.
zipline
no frills. no marketing. no spying. no cloud.
Invitation only
Strap in!
Imagine glados here dishing out some witty quip about demanding a password.
Terms of service
This is not a corporate vpn. This is a friends and family thing. Price: $10/mo
One device
You get one 'account' per subscription. You can have that account on any device you want, but only one will be able to connect at a time.
Best-effort service
Service is best-effort. Maintenance/upgrades, security, capacity, or outside events may interrupt access. Occaionally I need to bounce the vpn (like adding users), and occasionally there are tiny maintenance windows. These are very infrequent, but they do occur
Privacy and security
This is just a wireguard tunnel to a hardware firewall in a colo. It's not designed to "make you anonymous" - its designed to keep your traffic off of unsavory lans full of assholes trying to monetize your data and dns queries. It wont make you anonymous, its just a gopher-hole on the internet to another place.
Payment and cancellation
Payments are made in advance. If you pay by month, then cancellation means you can ride that month out. If you pay by year and you wish to cancel, email me and we'll talk about a prorated refund depending on conditions. If payments 'just stop', there is a bit of a grace period, but that component will soon be automated, so access will 'just end'. Probably 2 weeks.
No hacking the planet
Absolutely no pentesting, redteaming, bugbounty, webapp assessment work, bruteforcing, enum or any other infosec/security activity is permissible across this link. Do you have ANY IDEA what a MASSIVE PAIN IN THE ASS it is to get off of amazons blocklists? Do that shit on someone elses link, not mine. If you are caught breaking this rule, not only are you shitcanned and ineligible for a refund, I will come find you in person and make it clear how badly you fucked up.
FAQ
... you probably have questions now
Is this a scorched earth theme?
yes.
.. is that a tank on a zipline?
also yes
what if i want to do security tho?
I'm glad you asked! find me online or email me and we can discuss it. Architecture and hiding from the blueteam is kinda my thing - just not on this network. The vibe here is chill, like this dope starry sky! :D
I have more questions
okay, find me on mastodon or email me.
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